Joking Serious!
Since it's a felony terrorist charge if you call me a lie; I can call the police for anything, that pisses me off, because I make ways from none! Jazmine Sullivan keeps on grabbing my giznick, and she keeps on yanking it, then Jazmine put it in her poonanie. Before you get pissed of Jazmine; I just wish to show you how that's the truth. This is the court of law! Mrs. Sullivan! Did you grabb Mr. Victor Charles Boatman's giznick, and yank it and pulled it, then put it in you? Your response might be no. (cross-examination) You didn't do that to anybody? Your response might be no. Who did you do that to? Your response might be nobody. So you did that to nobody? Your response might be yes. I rest my case your honor. My client's description has a mole like sack on my left side on the left side of my head, with a penny slot like birthmark on top of his head. My client also identifies himself being a delusion in the flesh, which classifies as nobody, that is gone of the flesh, and a ghost. You've got to admit that I could charge you with sexual harrassment and assault, if I wanted to! I was just kidding, and it's not just because I cannot be called a lie. How come I don't earn the serious expression of love?

Delicious
Digg
Reddit
Newsvine
Facebook
Google
Yahoo
Technorati